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At Hensons Creature Shop this character had many animatronics operators and many people inside the costume.
Puppeteers who were 'flavour of the month' would get some time on him.
But then if they were busy on a movie, good old HONEYMONSTER would get passed on to someone else.
I actually managed to hold on to being the 'go-to-guy' for eight or nine years.
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The SUGAR PUFFS

HONEYMONSTER

Kevin Bradshaw was inside the Body-Suit for the first couple of adverts I did .
Kevin had been inside The Bark Troll on the NES3 movie with me, so we had been paired up before.
When Kevin was unavailable, a new guy Hensons had just auditioned was put inside HM.
He wasn't new to me though.
Yes it was my old Polka pal-
ROMAN STEPHANSKI



Roman and I were a good solid pairing, we got on well, so the work was easy.
We were a fun team too. I'm sure that's why they kept us together for so many years. Also the Lovely Tracy Lennon at Hensons liked to book us, as she knew we would get the job done. Cheers Tracy.
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It was also the start of the period where the Client was keen to dress up the Honeymonster in different outfits and genres: Judge Dread, James Bond, with Boyzone, and several football themed campaigns with Kevin Keegan.
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It was a thrill to film on the pitch at the old -original- Wembley stadium .
The atmosphere of excitement and history in that place was palpable.
To get to stand on the hallowed pitch, the royal box, walk the tunnel.
Even the Home Dressing Room.
I was surprised what a fan-boy I was on those days, especially considering I don't even like football.
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For the first few years, Honeymonster was still hooked up to the Henson Waldo Mk2 control system.
Fortunately they moved with the times and eventually started using Matt Dentons Micromagic hand control system.
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This is what it looks like when the whole HoneyMonster circus comes to town.
Whether just up the road from the Henson Creature shop, or halfway round the globe. We transported many flight cases of his heads and bodies.
So basically loads of stuff.
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In this next photo, pay extra attention to the big blue box in the bottom left of frame.
That's the Hensons propriety computer system that make the hand controls interface with whatever animatronic creature it's paired with.
It's an impressive bit of kit. Amazing what it lets a puppeteer achieve in real-time.
It is also big and heavy : and impresses the hell out of agency and clients.
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Follow the Logo trail to the Blue Box .... Well for nearly two decades these computers have gone round the World on location shoots.
Some places were arduous to get all the gear up - muddy farm tracks, frozen ice floes, deserts and mountains.
Often requiring two strong lads to carry the darn things.
What did we discover when Hensons closed the Creature Shop and moved back to the USA ? One of these Blue Boxes was in a skip, and got opened.
Inside just a couple of motherboards, a noisy fan and several big heavy concrete blocks !! Yup ...it had all been total B.S.
A light briefcase sized unit could have done the job.
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Not every shoot was a 'themed' dressing up extravaganza.
Honeymonster still did plenty of 'Kitchen and breakfast bowl' type gigs.
Working with Boyzone for a few days was fun.
They were nice genuine guys.
And then there were the big cinematic campaigns like the James Bond spoof.
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Location shoots in South Africa for that one : sweet !
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THE LAST VIDEO




Commissioned by ABBA themselves and filmed in secret as a surprise aired on the Eurovision Semi Final night.
Made to celebrate 30 years since their iconic win in Brighton with 'Waterloo'
The puppets were really lovely.
Built at Hensons London Creature Shop they were hyper cute, and instantly recognisable.
Mark Jefferis performed the two brunettes while I got the blondes.
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The lovely Phillip Eason and John Wheatley were on eye controls and addition arms.
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It's good to know the puppets still exist, and people can get a close up look at them.
Many puppets I've used have been sold at auction, or ended up in a skip.
Some have actually been stolen out of skips and then sold on.
But the mini popsters are safely on display in ABBAs own Museum in Stockholm.
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Apologies to ABBA and their management team for not sending a gushing and huge Thank You for the marvellous print of the four puppets signed by every member of ABBA....We never got them.
Instead of the usual tight green or blue lycra, puppeteers worked in loose black pyjamas.
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Nice and comfortable to work in.
Visual effects still managed to 'key' us out and composite clean shots of the puppets.
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A wonderful Top Secret shoot in Stockholm.

Apologies to ABBA and their management team for not sending a gushing and HUGE Thank You for the marvellous print of our four puppets signed by every member of ABBA ...
We never got them.


Apologies to ABBA and their management team for not sending a gushing and HUGE Thank You for the marvellous print of our four puppets signed by every member of ABBA ...
We never got them.

Only by chance and almost a decade later, Phil worked with the Director again.
Calle asked if we enjoyed the gift that ABBA had sent over for the four puppeteers .
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It turns out, the Managers at Hensons had kept them for themselves.
Which tells you a lot. If Jim were still alive we would have received our gifts.​​

So this is my little space on the internet to say :
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Not only for the gift we puppeteers didn't receive, but also for the one we did : The opportunity to be part of such a joyous collaboration .
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And of course :
"Thank you for the Music"
ABBA
Thank You


E.T.
BRITISH TELECOM
A nice collaboration between the Neal Scanlon and Stan Winston Studios.
Three USA Puppeteers came over, bringing ET with them on the plane, and joined the four of us that worked on Babe 2 with Neal.
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ET is still such a charismatic and strong on-screen presence.
Up close and personal the little chap is no less impressive in real life.
He is an exquisite piece of puppet building.

Not the original from the Spielberg movie. The latex skin rotted off that years ago. But a faithful recreation by the Stan Winston Studios who did make the first one.
They bought their own hand control system with them.
Very similar, yet subtly different from any I had used in the past.
It's like being a different car ...the driving is the same, but your surroundings change.
Great to experience another companies way of working.


With such an iconic character, the 'no cameras on set' rule was very strictly enforced. So I have zero photos of our puppeteer gang at work or me at the controls. Yes, I got to be in charge of his mouth and facials ...sweet !
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DASH
A 'Bohemian' Rhapsody

Roman, Peter and Adam from Prague based ARMADA + made the whole team so welcome and comfortable.
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A top-notch Production Company. Thanks chaps !
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The shoot in Prague
- Shakespeares
'Bohemia'
It is currently airing on French TV.
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And it's also being shown at Caan ...
I wait to see if it wins any awards !
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Big Thanks to our lovely Director CLOE BAILLY & Producers Vincent and Nathalie
Also Maina our Stylist : all from Iconoclast.
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The Puppeteer Gang: Yours truly with Villem & David from Prague.
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ARNAU was such a wonderful D.O.P : easy going, skilful and generously accommodating.
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When you are talented and confident in what you do, it's second nature to work together generously with your performers.
'Theo-Xmas-Decs' ( you know who you are : and so do most UK puppeteers) - You could learn lessons from this guy.
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Arnau would never deliberately put lighting stands where the puppeteers need to be just to make life difficult.
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Cheers Arnau
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All the UK actors on these ads were wonderful.
Actor and Comedian JAMES BAYNES was particularly good fun to work with on the Rugby gear section.
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All great Fun !
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All the UK actors on these ads were wonderful.
Actor and Comedian JAMES BAYNES was particularly good fun to work with on the Rugby gear section.
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All great Fun !
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT
BUTTER COWS


This campaign ran for many years. Usually we shot one a year, sometimes two.
The variety of theming was great fun. You never knew what film or TV genre the Bulls and Heffers would be spoofing next.
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In the gangster themed ads, the puppets got to fire machine guns.
Blanks of course, and all under the watchful eye off a professional movie armourer.
Great fun though. I really enjoyed that one


We all felt like Al Pacino for a brief moment.
Or like we were in a movie version of 'Reservoir Cows'
Always a fun gig, especially if John Henderson was directing.
And it kept us Spitting Image puppeteers and the workshop and building teams gainfully employed between series.
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'The Gameshow'. Me and Nigel both looking like a right couple of Contestants!
These shoots were always huge fun. Usually just a couple of days in the studio. Nice to catch up with the Spitting Image Gang in between Series.
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It was a good gig for the guys and gals that usually did the Spitting Image voices too. Here Kate Robbins was a right sexy cow !
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MARINE CONFERENCES
SHELL & B.P. WORLDWIDE

This was a smashing little job, and super fun to do.
Especially as it grew into so much more than it was originally supposed to be.
Initially these puppets were only meant for a Conference in the UK.
This was still a huge affair as it was marking a new period of offshore cooperation between two giants : Shell and B.P
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MARINE
The
CONFERENCE


AT THE BIRMINGHAM N.E.C. CONFERENCE SUITE
THIS WAS FOR SEVERAL HUNDRED OIL COMPANY MANAGERS FROM ALL OVER THE UK AND IRELAND
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IT'S AIM TO ANNOUNCE THE TWO COMPANIES UPCOMMING ALIANCES IN RESEARCH AT SEA
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We were hidden away on a duplicate conference table, set with matching place-cards, table numbers and flowers. Just the same as the rest of the delegates.
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We were projected onto the big screen at regular intervals.
Everyone thought it was hilarious, but they were convinced we were being beamed in by satellite from a London studio.
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They had no idea that the huge video screen filling one wall of the room, concealed a veritable puppet TV studio behind. They all kept scanning round their own area for where 'table 22' was hiding.
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This was
another job that
all hinged on me
improvising and
vocally sparring with my old
'comedy-pal' Francis Wright.
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Such a good combo ! It just 'works'.
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As the day progressed one of the most senior managers was getting apoplectic to know if we were 'really there'. So he summoned one of the blokes in the know and said : "If they are really here, I want them to hold up my Rolex watch on screen next time"
Which of course we did, to huge laughter, especially when we said we didn't want to keep it as it looked like a fake.
Needless to say for the next link, he had been ushered round the back and was projected up onto the big screen, 'sat' at our table all three of us having drinks.
Great Fun.
Nice when improv helps things along.
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The puppets were such a success, and the bloke with the watch turned out to be highly influential in the company.
So it was decided we would go along to all three of the 'worldwide' roll outs of the Marine Initiative.
One in EUROPE : ( Madrid )
AMERICA : ( Houston )
AUSTRALASIA : ( Singapore )
All the very top managers worldwide, would travel to the nearest of these three mega gatherings.
And now BRIAN & CLIVE were going too.
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This was another job that hinged on me improvising and vocally sparring with my old 'comedy pal' Francis Wright.
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Europe first , and even though it was the least exciting travel wise, it was a huge success again.
Nice to have time to explore after the job, and try some of the best Tapas and wine I've ever had.
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BRIAN was a retired Shell Manager - hence being red with a yellow tache.
CLIVE was made in B.Ps green. He was likewise a retired B.P boss.
They were supposed to represent 'The Old Guard', not happy with a new era of cooperation between rival companies. But they were curious to find out what it was all about, so had gatecrashed the conference.
They were comedy value to help make a lot of information and figures more palatable over the course of a very long day.
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A longer flight, the conference was again a joy to perform.
Plus the chance to go visit one of the ( many !) Western Stores and come home with a real Cowboy Hat and Alligator Boots.
It had to be done .
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We were not sure if our comedy would hit the mark in a very different culture.
But we need not have worried.
Another triumph.
Then we went out for "Singapore Sling' Cocktails in the real Raffles Hotel Bar.
Decadent. Wonderful!



The puppets and costumes were made (as if you hadn't guessed) by yours truly.
They are still on display in a glass cabinet at BP headquarters in Hemmel Hempstead. At least that's what I was told a few years ago. I do hope it's true.
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VAUXHALL
MASTERFIT CAMPAIGN

Another set of TV Ads using Spitting Image puppets and directed by the awesome John Henderson.

As well as the actual television adverts, we did several personal appearances at major Masterful centres - fun days of the puppets being driven round neighbouring streets, waving at bemused passers by : suitably bonkers.




